Feline Identity Crisis (and way too much caffiene)

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Madeleine is a very confused young maine coon. She has been having a difficult time without Luther around to show her how to be a cat.
So, without his guiding influence, she has been exploring the alternatives.
This morning, she decided that today was a good day to learn about being a towel. She nosed open the linen closet, removed the offending towel and table cloth in her way, and proceeded to spend most of the day in the linen closet. Being a towel seemed to suit her very well.
However, she did get hungry and after eating, was anxious to try something else. A short time was spent under the buffet table exploring the options involved in the occupation of a dust bunny. While dust bunnies are fluffier than towels and she resembles one more, I have to approve of the short time she chose to dedicate to this exploration. I was concerned about her judgment on the matter. Towels are much more sophisticated than dust bunnies and I am grateful that dust bunnihood did not suit her as well.
Now, however, she has taken up residence in my husband's chair....I am wondering what Ross will think about his replacement!

Edit: After evaluating the situation, Ross has corrected my observation. Madeleine has not set out to be a husband, but rather an ass donut. I am deeply disturbed about what this portends for her future.

Comments

[eltanin.livejournal.com]

:)

[spiralshell.livejournal.com]

Hiya!

My kitties are all about the linen closet. I have it organized with those wire cubie things, and they each take a shelf. Looks like a kitty Brady Bunch intro in there!

Found you through the St. John's college page on LJ -- glad to see you are out there and doing well! I was rearranging stuff the other night and ended up pausing to go through the pics of our Scotland adventure from soooo long ago. That was a wild time.
Heilen Coos! Mooooo!

Anyway be well! :)

-Cindy

Madeleine's role confusion

[sunmother.livejournal.com]

If Madeleine continues to be drawn to the ass donut role the meaning seems clear: She is called to be a hemorrhoid therapy cat. Good luck in finding a way to help her fulfill that destiny.

[dhampir.livejournal.com]

wait till she tries to be a dust mop.