a funny stolen from sunmother

[2eclipse]

A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost a bundle. Two days later, she
brought
it back, complaining that the radio was not working. "Madam", said the
sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic.
All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will
hear exactly that!" She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little
confused.
She looked at the radio and said "Nelson." The radio responded,

"Ricky or Willie?" Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the
sounds

of "On the road again." The lady was astounded. If she wanted
Beethoven,

that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it. Suddenly,
at a traffic light, her light turned green and she pulled out. Off to
her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports utility
vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a terrible
collision.

"Asshole", she muttered. And, from the radio............

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States....."

Comments

[aryaluna.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahha!

:breathes:

hehehehheeee!

[2eclipse.livejournal.com]

always glad to make you laugh, gorgeous.

[sooper.livejournal.com]

Now that's comedy.

[keisolo.livejournal.com]

*chokes*
Awesome.

[2eclipse.livejournal.com]

did you try searching google for weapons of mass destruction about a year after we invaded iraq?
those google smartasses put up a page like the site was not found, only it said "weapons of mass destruction not found".
very amusing.