stolen from rumpleteazer

[2eclipse]

The "needs" game
The Rules:
Type in your name and the word "needs" in quotes ("[Your first name] needs”) into your favorite search engine and see what comes up. List the first 10 that actually answer the question.

"heather needs" a childhood.
"heather needs" two therapists
"heather needs" something more to be satisfied
"heather needs" to grow up
"heather needs" help
"heather needs" men now!
"heather needs" to start wearing a brassiere
"heather needs" somebody
"heather needs" a new shrink
"heather needs" a bigger cup to hide behind

mostly i'm amused with these.