3 things meme

1. Post 3 things you've done in your lifetime that you don't think anybody else on your friends list has done.
2. See if anybody else responds with "I've done that."
3. Have your friends cut & paste this into their journal to see what unique things they've done in their life.

1. i have performed at the kennedy center (with a group) (journeyintoday and silvertongue1 have also done this)
2. i have delivered assistance to AIDS orphans in south africa and zimbabwe (karpouzian has also done this)
3. i have eaten a gypsy moth caterpillar ( i was 2 but EW~!!!)

the e-mail i wanted to write

dear manager x.
why are you picking on me and siding with the outrageous claims of your lazy and bitchy employee? i work very hard to be helpful and friendly, but if every requestor acted the way she did, i would never get any of my work done. she used to be really on the ball and great to work with, but the last couple of weeks any little thing i have asked for becomes a giant nightmare of extra work and coping with her snarkiness. this is only the latest incarnation of the problem. every other requestor provides me with vendor ID, vendor location code, 3M item ID and pricing so that i can update our item master and make sure purchase orders go smoothly to the correct place. i don't understand why this one gets the special treatment. some of these vendors have 40 locations, all of which have the same address. how i am i supposed to know what terms the requestor wants or where she wants it to come from? you have backed up my co-worker on this exact same problem, but when i have issues, you are backing up her. what did i ever do to you to deserve such unfair, impracticable treatment? please reconsider your position on this and instead help me with your raving bitch of an employee.

signed,
your pissed off friend heather