Dear Santa...

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

Last week, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Yesterday, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In August, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In November, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon chestervhe (65 points). In June, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In February, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).

In short, I have been very good (280 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
2eclipse

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this year i've managed to please neither cthulu nor santa

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In July on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday ninkakitty and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In June I turned adderyn in for spitting (3 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-698 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, 2eclipse

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my cravings for sushi have triumphed today.
i went out to Byerly's.
my boss thinks i'm crazy.
that is all.