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MATH GEEK JOKE:
All of the functions are at a party. Everyone’s dancing and having a good time except for e^x, who is sitting by herself in the corner. x^2 comes up to her and says, “Hey, come integrate yourself into the party!” e^x shakes her head forlornly and says, “It wouldn’t make any difference.”
MUSIC THEORY GEEK JOKE (This one is INTENSE. You better be a music theory monster. Try to keep up! :-p):
C,E-flat and G go into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors”
So E-Flat leaves and C and G have as open 5th between them.
After a few drinks the 5th is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying,Excuse me, I’ll just be a second”
An A comes into the bar but the bartender is not convinced this realtive of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-Flat hiding at the end of the bar and excalims, “Get out now! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in the bar tonight.” The E-Flat is not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender who used to have a nice coporate job until his company downsized, says, “You’re looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development.” This proves to be the case as the E-Flat takes off the suit and everything else and stands there au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror he is under a rest. The C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrong doing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.
All of the functions are at a party. Everyone’s dancing and having a good time except for e^x, who is sitting by herself in the corner. x^2 comes up to her and says, “Hey, come integrate yourself into the party!” e^x shakes her head forlornly and says, “It wouldn’t make any difference.”
MUSIC THEORY GEEK JOKE (This one is INTENSE. You better be a music theory monster. Try to keep up! :-p):
C,E-flat and G go into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors”
So E-Flat leaves and C and G have as open 5th between them.
After a few drinks the 5th is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying,Excuse me, I’ll just be a second”
An A comes into the bar but the bartender is not convinced this realtive of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-Flat hiding at the end of the bar and excalims, “Get out now! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in the bar tonight.” The E-Flat is not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender who used to have a nice coporate job until his company downsized, says, “You’re looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development.” This proves to be the case as the E-Flat takes off the suit and everything else and stands there au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror he is under a rest. The C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrong doing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.
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