because it is my heart and because i am a lemming

The slogan generator had a distinctly lewd series for me.

Double the pleasure, double the Heather

Prolongs active Heather

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Heather?

When you've got Heather, flaunt it.

Melts in your Heather, not in your hand.

and the one that made me cringe the most:
Don't you just love being in Heather?

i would prefer it if no one besides ross would answer that question.