2eclipse: (brunette)
2eclipse ([personal profile] 2eclipse) wrote2006-04-21 11:54 pm

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God made cats because he decided there were not enough small monsters.

[identity profile] kfringe.livejournal.com 2006-04-21 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
God made cats because God knew that I was coming and wanted to prepare misery for me.

[identity profile] 2eclipse.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
it's true. be careful.
there is a special hell for the allergic and it is full of CATS! and they all want your attention! they not only make you sneeze but they yell about it ALL THE TIME!

[identity profile] kfringe.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
You know what makes it a special little hell? They all love to take naps on me. YOu know what makes it worse? They wait until I fall asleep before they start.

[identity profile] sunmother.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
UhOh...sounds like my grandchildren are in trouble.

[identity profile] 2eclipse.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
well, yes. but not that much.
if i were really angry with them i would have said that God created cats because he wanted us to make more mittens.