Dear Santa...

Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
Last week, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Yesterday, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In August, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In November, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
chestervhe (65 points). In June, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In February, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).
In short, I have been very good (280 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
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This is funny.
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