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2eclipse ([personal profile] 2eclipse) wrote2005-07-15 05:02 pm

this limerick

is for [livejournal.com profile] spiderlady

and i didn't write it

an authoress armed with a skewer
once hunted a hostile reviewer.
"i'll teach him," she cried,
"when i've punctured his hide,
to call my last novel too pure."


*runs and hides*