1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car): Maude Saturn. Eeeew.


2. Your gangsta name (fave ice cream flavour, favourite type of shoe): Peanut Butter Boots. *headdesk*

3. Your Native American name (favourite colour, favourite animal): Blue Tiger

4. Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born) Moore Hartford. *cries*

5. Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): Grabi. *sobs*

6. Superhero name (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): Red Coke

7. NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers): Joe William

8. Stripper name (the name of your favourite perfume/cologne/scent, favourite candy): Cinnamon Caramels

10. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Cohen Cleveland

11. Spy name (your favourite season/holiday, flower): Christmas Lilac

12. Cartoon name: (favourite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Raspberry Socks

13. Hippie name (What you ate for breakfast, your favourite tree): Oatmeal Birch


Man, my names suck!

:(

~a