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Three squaws were each preparing for the birth of their first child.
The first squaw placed a large bear hide by a river, the second squaw placed an elk hide by a tree by a river, and the third squaw placed a hippopotamus hide by a path, near the river and the tree so that the three formed a triangle.
It just so happens that all three women gave birth on the same day. The first squaw on the bear hide had a 5-lb son, the second squaw on the elk hide had a 6-lb son, and the third squaw on the hippopotamus hide had an 11-lb son.
To this day, mathematicians credit these three women with the first proof of the Pythagorean Theorem:
"The son of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the two adjacent hides."
The first squaw placed a large bear hide by a river, the second squaw placed an elk hide by a tree by a river, and the third squaw placed a hippopotamus hide by a path, near the river and the tree so that the three formed a triangle.
It just so happens that all three women gave birth on the same day. The first squaw on the bear hide had a 5-lb son, the second squaw on the elk hide had a 6-lb son, and the third squaw on the hippopotamus hide had an 11-lb son.
To this day, mathematicians credit these three women with the first proof of the Pythagorean Theorem:
"The son of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the two adjacent hides."
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I mean .... groan!
(I think puns are funny. I know, that makes me lame.)
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i like them too. i just think they're awful.
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how are you? i've missed you!
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*checks, and has pulse, slower than it has been in ages, so less*
Something about being in an amazingly smaller amount of pain, I think.
I watched my pulserate drop my 30 beats between before the procedure and after it.