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[2eclipse]

question of the day:
what are your favorite onion headlines?

Comments

[dimfuture.livejournal.com]

Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

Off The Top Of My Head

[durlindana.livejournal.com]

Taco Bell To Sell 'Morning After' Burrito

Priceless

[planetjake.livejournal.com]

Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife's Vagina

[(Anonymous)]

There are so many - but I found this one funny:

"Churchgoer Tips God For Excellent Week"

Some Others

[durlindana.livejournal.com]

Raped Environment Lead Polluters On, Defense Attorneys Argue

Mother Theresa Sent To Hell In Wacky Afterlife Mix-up

Violence: Is It The Answer?

Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are

I'm Like A Chocoholic, But For Booze!

Bill of Rights Pared Down To A Manageable Six

And there are certainly more. Why O why did you have to get me started?

[keisolo.livejournal.com]

Any of the ones where I hear them speaking when I'm working in the kitchen, and have to take a sec to decide whether it is the Onion or the Actual News.