report+

*begin transmission*
my neighbor's house caught on fire today.
it was very exciting.
there were about 6 firetrucks in our teeny tiny neighborhood.
no one was hurt that we know of.
but alcoholics should not burn weeds near their houses.
and there is a cockatoo on my patio.
with no feathers.
that says "pretty bird."
it lies.
*end transmission*

also fiberglass melts